Saturday morning I was taking a blissfully alone shower. The water was super hot, the room was quiet and I was shaving my left leg.
Suddenly, a buck naked Cornell threw back the shower curtain and growled at me. I just about cut my leg off. He laughed and climbed into the shower. He turned the water from shower to bath/shower. I continued to shave my legs and he sat at the faucet warming up. He didn't look up when I spoke to him since the shower would have sprayed him in the face.
I was asking him about his dreams when I accidentally dropped some shaving cream on top of his head. I put my razor down and outstretched my two arms to redirect the flow of water to the top of Cornell's head. Without even a glance upward, he chimed in, "Mom, I do not like it when you pee on my head".
No comments:
Post a Comment